Strap on Donkey Goggles and you're anointed with Von's thighs (speed agility), Peyton's mind (lightning fast humor) and Super John's arm (distance accuracy). Orange Crush your next run and soar a Mile High, because without these shades, your life is: IN-COM-PLETE -- wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaah.

1. No Slip
2. No Bounce
3. All polarized
4. All originals